Thou Shalt Not Kill (Thyself)

AFTER THE founding of Israel, God appeared to David Ben-Gurion and told him: “You have created a state for my chosen people in my holy land. This merits a great reward. Tell me what you wish, and I will grant it.”

Ben-Gurion answered: “Almighty God, I wish that every person in Israel shall be wise, honest and a member of the Labor Party.”

“Dear me,” said God, “That is too much even for the Almighty. But I decree that every Israeli shall be two of the three.”

Since then, if a wise Israeli is a member of the Labor party, he is not honest. If an honest Israeli is a member of the Labor party, he is not wise. If he is wise and honest, he is not a member of the Labor Party.

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Election 2012: Season of the Fascist: Witnessing the Ron Paul Campaign Humanise the Face of White Supremacist Politics

Election 2012: Season of the Fascist Witnessing the Ron Paul Campaign Humanise the Face of White Supremacist Politics By TheAngryindian 01.02.2012 ‘White domination is so complete that even American Indian children want to be cowboys. It‘s as if Jewish children wanted to play Nazis.’ — Ward Churchill I’ll be brutally honest with you dear reader, I was totally prepared to sit quietly on the sidelines sipping lukewarm, milk-infused Assam calmly watching the mainstream press play moralistic footy with the Ron Paul Newsletter scandal without saying a word. Really, I was.

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Aboriginal News Group Calls For Investigation Into the Death of Citizen-Journalist Basil al-Sayed In Homs

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE ABORIGINAL NEWS GROUP CALLS FOR INVESTIGATION INTO THE DEATH OF CITIZEN-JOURNALIST BASIL AL-SAYED WHILE WORKING IN HOMS, SYRIA A Communiqué from the ANG Public Information Bureau: To the Peoples of the Fourth World To the Mass Media The Fourth World — 12.29.2011 — The Aboriginal News Group wishes at this time to extend our deepest condolences to the family, friends and co-workers of independent Syrian journalist Basil al-Sayed, 24, who was extra-judicially killed yesterday by government security forces in Homs, Syria while documenting a violent military raid against a throng of protesting citizens. Brother al-Sayed regrettably expired…

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